Let's hear it for interest-bearing checking accounts! WHOOO!!
This month's dividend: $0.01
Wherever shall I spend it? Heavens! What am I thinking? Money like that was meant to be SAVED! I mean, shoot! If I keep this up, 90,000 months from now I'll have saved enough to pay a month's rent!
You think I'm kidding, don't you?
And to think I was worried about not getting my yearly raise. So silly.